Finally found a Starbucks. It wasn’t very close to the highway, but I think all three good looking girls in Grand Junction work there. None of them wanted to go to Las Vegas. (just kidding honey, I didn’t ask)

Anyone get had yesterday? I sure did. My boss and I are rolling down the interstate about 65 mph. We roll up on this guy. I whip out the camera phone to snap a picture of this dingdong… As we pass I snap the photo. I then start pumping my index finger up and down…like [...]